Rock Paper Saddam!

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Saddam: I’m bored!

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Saddam: I’ve got an idea! Let’s play a game of Rock Paper Scissors!

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This Guy: Can I Play?

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Saddam: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Saddam: Will I choose Rock

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Saddam: Paper

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Saddam: Or Scissors

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Saddam: YOU DON’T KNOW!

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Watban Ibrahim al-Hasan al-Tikriti: Dude, say it, don’t spray it

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Saddam: WHATEVER. Let’s play

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Saddam: ROCK!
Judge: TWO PAPERS!

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Saddam: DUDE, DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF is two papers?

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Judge: Two papers are better. Two papers cover the rock TWICE. That fucking rock ain’t going NOWHERE

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Saddam: I’ve got your two papers RIGHT HERE. NOW PLAY SERIOUS, ASS

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Judge: ONE PAPER!
Saddam: TIGER HAND! RAWR!!!!! RAWRR! rar. Hahaaa, hi. Tiger Hand. Come on! You Know! … You don’t know Tiger Hand? Tiger Hand beats paper. Like totally beats paper. Always

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Saddam: Ask Aziz, he knows

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Aziz: Tiger Hand always beats paper

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Saddam: I’m sayin’ bro!

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Judge: Okay, fine. “Tiger Hand” beats paper. Whatever you say Saddam. No more Tiger Hand

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Saddam: HEY, CRY ME A RIVER, DUDE. IT’S NOT MY FAULT YOU DON’T KNOW TIGER HAND

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Judge: Well, You should have picked honesty, then you may not have blown it

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Saddam: You probably don’t even know Pen Missile

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Judge: Missile? What Missile?

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Saddam: NYERMMMM. PEN MISSILE!!!!

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Judge: Okay fine, I’m not playing anymore. There is no TIGER HAND and there is no PEN MISSILE. You’re just MAKING SHIT UP

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Saddam: AM NOT

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Judge: Are too

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Saddam: That’s it, you’re going on my list

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